The Moon

Julian and I had an interesting conversation today. We've been trying to potty train without causing trauma over using the toilet. If he starts to have a really rough time wanting to go, we leave it alone and try again another day. Today was a day we were trying. He had an accident in our room and we were talking about where you can go potty. Here is our conversation:

Julian: Can I pee on my bed?
Me: No.
Julian: Can I pee on brother?
Me: No.
Julian: Can I pee on the moon?
Me: No.
Julian: Why?
Me: Cause the moon is too far away.
Julian: I need rope.
Me: Why do you need rope?
Julian: So I can get the moon.
Me: Why do you want to get the moon?
Julian: So I can pee on it.

I about died laughing. At least he's trying to find solutions to problems right?